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My God, my Guinness
En honor a St. Patrick:
Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for seven days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him. "Where have you been?" he asked God. God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards
through the clouds; "Look son, look what I'm after making". The Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" God replied, "It's another planet, but I'm after putting LIFE on it. I've named it Earth and there's going to be a balance between everything on it. For example, there's North America and South America. North America is going to be rich and South America is going to be poor, and the narrow bit joining them - that's going to be a hotspot". "Now look over here. I've put a continent of white people in the north and another one of black people in the south". And then the Archangel said, "And what's that green dot there?". And God said "Ahhh, that's the Emerald Isle - that's a very special place. That's going to be the most glorious spot on Earth; Beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams, and an exquisite coast line. These people here are going to be great 'crack' and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be playwrights and poets and singers and songwriters. And I'm going to give them this delicious
black liquid which they're going to go mad on and for which people will travel from the far corners of the earth to drink". Michael the Archangel gasped in wonder and admiration but then, seeming startled, exclaimed: "Hold on a second, what about the BALANCE, you said there was going to be a balance!" God replied wisely: "Wait until you see the neighbours I'm going to give them"

Por cierto, os recomiendo celebrar este fantastico dia en el irlandes mas autentico de barcelona: camareras chinas, musica de peli de tarantino, pides una pinta de guinness y no saben lo que es y cuando lo entienden te traen media pinta de heinken!


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